Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.
Bet his colleagues are definitely having a laugh!
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
October 24, 2007
REFLECTIONS ON LIFE
1. Never raise your hands to your kids, It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. One out of every three is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of our best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
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2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. One out of every three is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of our best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
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September 1, 2007
MISS SOUTH CAROLINA ON THE TUBE MAP
Continuing the saga with Miss South Carolina who's apparently become more famous that whoever did win that contest...
source: 1 :) :)
August 13, 2007
WHAT IF ACCOUNTANTS START PRODUCING BOLLYWOOD MOVIES?
...socho agar aisa ho to kya ho...
We'll have:
1. Munnabhai C.A.
2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai
4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak
5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit
6. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam
7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?
8. Main A/cs ki Diwani Hoon
9. Maine divide kiya
10. Maine divide kiyun kiya
11. Jab Jab Discount Mile
12. Petty Cash Apna Apna
13. Bill hai ke Pass hota nahin
14. Hum hai Accountant bekaar ke
15. Jo Tally hua wohi Trial Balance
16. Bus itna sa BYAZ (Interest) hai
17. Tera 500 ka note Chal gaya
18. Dhai Akshar BYAZ ke
19. Tally 6.3 instal karke rakhna
20. Ab tumahare hawale pura account saathiyo
21. Balance sheet ki kasam
22. Kiyu Tally ho gaya na
23. Calculator sirf mere liye
24. Mujhe kuchh likhna hai
25. Solve karo to Cash lo.
26. Salary ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega
27. Accountant tune kya kiya
28. Rehna hai tally karke
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