What is with some people that they have to describe their intelligence by doing things which apparently seems to defy the laws of physics? Here's one of those rare breeds in action:
Guys do not try this at home. But if you do, send me a pic.
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Toe Knee spotted an ad for Car Repair shop near his residence. Needless to say, if any "imported" car ever did make it to ARA Motors. How did they propose to "ripair" the "impotent" car anyway - giving it Viagra?
And I thought I was bad at spellings.
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One of my mates just started working for Infosys and ever since that all I have been hearing about is about how tired she is of her exams are and how much weight and sleep she lost over their projects as she's only a trainee at the moment.
Her predictament has nothing to do with this post. What I wanted to lash out was that one in every four jobs is currently being outsourced to developing countries like India. Despite Western backlash against job outsourcing, the Indian software industry is optimistic as the pace of its expansion accelerates. The India's hi-tech sector is now growing at 30% a year.
Bangalore's has developed its own 'Silicon Valley'. I really can't blame anyone, as India being a developed country has one of the lowest paid positions availabe for the IT people while retaining some of the world's best IT geeks who can speak more than 24 programming languages.
There is a whole lot of debate going on the pros and cons of the internet and the developing countries.
India is a funny country - where the cows are sacred, but still striving to be super heroes in dhothis and mass producing Miss India.
What can I say - India tujhe salaam.
Anyhoo, the whole thing started ranting in my mind when I saw this cartoon:
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1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
3. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
5. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
6. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
7. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
9. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
10. Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. Rajnikant can divide by zero.
12. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
13. When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600.
14. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moon s is the Earth.
15. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
16. An old English dictionary dating back to 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
17. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
18. Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
19. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
20. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
21. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
22. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, because Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
23. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
24. James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
25. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendants now have white hair.
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Inspired by the Moldy Body Object. Sun Tattoo is a soft stencil which can be used for making the tattoo pattern on the skin by sunshine.
Designer: Yu-Chiao Wang
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