I came across this picture and the captions created for it.
1) That’s the problem with eating Chinese, half an hour later you’re hungry again. - yf
2) I said no tongues! - Anonymoose
3) Outside of elephants, books were her favorite interest. Inside of elephants … well, it was just too dark to read. - gr
4) The day Marie quit the zoo. - Alpaca the Awesome
5) I don’t know what this elephant ate, but he’s throwin’ up a Chinese lady! - Chase
6) Betty Rubble: This is the last time I agree to fix the shower… - Cori
7) I guess you’re right. Your tongue is longer than my face. - Kaitlan
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