September 20, 2007

THE SUIT WITH 52-POCKETS

This 'spy-style' coat has 52 hidden pockets designed to hold a laptop, documents, iPod, binoculars, water and almost anything else.

The Tactical 4.0 System is made by US-based firm Scottevest. President George Bush has one and it is available online for £150 ($300). Now, where did I put my keys?

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September 14, 2007

ANOTHER USE FOR POST-IT


Sent to me via email.

September 5, 2007

HAZARDOUS WOMAN MATERIALS DATA SHEET

Hazardous to your health. Now you know why. :) :)
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SMOKERS BEWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES!



This ad is dedcated to all those second-hand smokers out there...

...P.S. and 2 RYU n Sal n me boss, if he ever see it. :) :)

TIA - THIS IS AFRICA

In Lagos, Nigeria.

How to paint a pool (in Lusaka, Zambia)

A power line pole in the middle of the road (BuruBuru, Nairobi, Kenya)


Makerere, Uganda




This is how you get hot water

In Cape Town, South Africa


The famous "SOTP" sign (in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania)


A levitating wirelessly powered lightbulb


Light bulb is a levitating yet powered lightbulb. It will float stably in midair and remain on for years without any physical contact, charging, or batteries. Ironically, with the levitation and wireless power circuitry both on, this entire package still consumes less than half the power of an incandescent bulb.

This is not a trick or a photoshop manipulation. The bulb and the casing contain hidden circuitry [shown in figures] that uses electromagnetic feedback to levitate the bulb roughly 2.5" from the nearest object, and uses coupled resonant wireless power transfer to beam power from the housing into the bulb itself.

Tesla invented wireless power transfer in the late 1890's. However this effect is still largely underutilized. I wanted to explore this effect coupled with feedback stabilization of a naturally unstable object. Details in the figures highlight the embedded circuitry and techniques used to levitate and power the bulb.

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Becky Miller has designed a modern-day “piggy bank” that will certainly prevent you removing your cash in a hurry.

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PROOF! GLOBAL WARMING EXISTS!

Can't deny that. I rest my case. :) :)

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September 4, 2007

NOW I HAVE SAID MY ABC!

September 3, 2007

MAD FASHION SHOES!


THE GIRAFFE

THE BOXER
THE HOBBITT
THE BLACK WIDOW

THE CROCODILE DUNDEE


NOTE TO THE DOGS

Here's one of my favourite best of Craig's List:

Dear Dogs of Mine,

It seems that lately things have gotten a smidge slack around here. I feel it is time to remind you of the rules that heretofore we have operated under. You are both cute dogs, but your continued cuteness in no way negates our previous agreement. Let me remind you of a few details of this agreement.

1. In exchange for room and board, you are to guard the kingdom. That would be guarding the kingdom from any and all bad guys, robbers, serial killers, etc. Feel free to bark maniacally at any of those that should appear in the yard. Guarding the kingdom does NOT include barking maniacally at bunnies, squirrels, cows, sheep and invisible things that only you can see, especially between the hours of 5am (when I stumble out of bed to let you out) and 8am (when I actually have to be out of bed to get to work).
(And let me take a moment here to remind you that the pizza guy is a potential bad guy. He is not your friend. Just because he comes bearing food does not allow him free and easy access to the kingdom. He is potentially way more dangerous than the bunnies that you threaten to tear limb from limb.)

2. All of the stuff that lives in the toy basket is yours. Everything else is mine. Yours includes squeaky balls, random bones, partially unstuffed stuffed animals and chew ropes. Mine includes any and all shoes on the floor (especially the expensive leather ones), underwear that missed the hamper, bras, socks, dishtowels, the remote, the cell phone, the legs of my grandmother's antique chair and the vacuum. Did I mention shoes? ALL the shoes are mine. They come in pairs, not quads, for a reason.

3. The cat gets to sleep on the bed. You do not. You each weigh 50 pounds. The cat weighs 12. You sleep smack dab in the middle of the bed with all four feet spread out covering approximately 12 square feet apiece. The cat sleeps in a neat little ball covering about 2 square feet. The cat does not bring fleas into the house. You do. You, dogs, will never be allowed to sleep on the bed. Quit sneaking up when you think I'm not looking. Your 50 pounds of dogginess negates your stealth superpowers. I know you are up there!!

4. Speaking of the cat- when he hunkers down into that little mound, lays his ears back, squints his eyes and growls way back in his chest, HE IS NOT A HAPPY KITTY. Leave him alone. He does not want to play with you. What he wants to do is poke your eyes out and shread the skin around your face. He can do that, you know. Five of his 6 ends are really sharp and pointy. He has previously shown very little restraint. Clearly he enjoys smacking you upside the head with a paw full of claws. Do not aggrevate him. When he takes your head off after you have cornered him, I will let him. You have been forewarned.

5. The cat is mean. He will lead you down a path to destruction. He likes to tear around the house winding you up. He does this knowingly and intentionally. When you chase him, I will only yell at you for careening into walls and furniture. He knows this. Quit falling for it.

6. If you find something in the garbage can, assume that I intend for it to be there. Platic tampon shells are not chew toys. Don't eat them.

7. Also not for doggy consumption- anything you find in the litter box. This is why you no longer get to kiss me.

8. You are allowed to sleep on the furniture. You are not allowed to eat the furniture.

9. Yes, I have to leave every day to go to work. No, you cannot go with me. That's why there are two of you, so you can entertain each other. The cat gets to stay in the house. You both have to stay outside while I'm gone. The cat does not chew things up. You do. Quit whining about it. Your porch is air-conditioned. It's just like inside the house minus the sofa. If you'd quit chewing up dog beds, it would be just like inside the house. You have made your own proverbial bed by destroying two very expensive dog cushions.

10. I have opposable thumbs. This is why I get to be in charge. I can open cans, doors, and bags of treats. I am the only one in the house that can operate the hose sprayer. I'm also the only one with a driver's license and a car. I win. Being cute is no match for opposable thumbs.

While I in no way wish to suppress your rightful dogginess, I feel that these very simple guidelines will allow us to continue to co-exist in peaceful harmony. Please know though, that should you choose to continue in willful violation of these rules, I WILL PUT THE CAT IN CHARGE. He has just been itching for a position in management.

Much thanks,
The Human


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OIL CRISIS FINALLY OVER!

Red Bull gives you wings. Apparently not to humans only. Looks like oil crisis is finally over. :)

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ITS A GIRL!

Hey, how could I not share it, eh?

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CREEPY REAL DOLL PLASTIC LOVER Or ABSOLUTELY PERFECT LOVER

Ok, I have read and sometimes heard and even rarely seen people do some really weird stuff - but this one takes the cake or the pie or a creepy plastic doll in this case.



For some people finding a partner in life can be difficult. For others, it’s almost impossible. Ten years ago, a small factory in California began making alternative partners.

And:

I think the thing my father finds really difficult about my relationship with Sheshan is that she’s not alive

And my favourite:

She just lies there. They’re very static. But if you don’t mind that, she’s good fun.

WORLD RECORD 31.7-FOOT-HIGH SAND CASTLE

Ed Jarrett collapses in exhaustion after completing his world-record 31.7-foot-high sand castle, Saturday, Sept. 1, 2007, at the Point Sebago Resort in Casco, Maine. Jarrett spent the summer building a "Castle to the Sun" to raise funds to benefit Camp Sunshine, a camp on Sebago Lake for children with life-threatening illnesses. Just under a million pounds of sand - forty dump truck loads - went into building the castle.

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GMD?

GMD?

Ouch! :) :) :)

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JUST STUFF YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY

OMNIDIRECTIONAL FORKLIFT

This forklift uses the same technology you've seen used in the robot with omni-directional wheels. These wheels are called mecanum wheels and have been around since '73 and are used by the US military for different utility vehicles that operate on-board aircraft carriers where movement space is limited. Very interesting!



Cool Invention - The wheel just almost got invented twice.

:) :) :)

The Top 20 Reasons Not to Move to Dubai (in no particular order!)

Living in Dubai is not wonderful and glamorous, as many would have you believe. Forget about what you’ve read, seen, and heard; those shiny buildings and manmade islands are all just smoke and mirrors. There are so many things wrong with this place that I have decided to compile a list, a must read if you are considering a potential move to Dubai.

1. There is no standard address system making mail-to-the door delivery impossible. In fact, it makes anything nearly impossible. The taxi driver, here for only two days, and having learned English from old Beatles albums has no clue where your house is. He won’t tell you that of course, he’ll just keep calling and saying, “Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.” When you purchase something that requires delivery they do not have an address line, but a box where you are expected to draw a map. Not able to draw a map? Explain like this: I live on the street after the airport road, but before the roundabout. Go past the mosque and make a U-turn.

2. The government blocks all web sites that it deems “offensive” to the “religious, moral, and cultural values” of the UAE. That’s hard to swallow for a freedom loving American, but I get it. I do not understand, however, why all VOIP access and related web sites are blocked. I guess the government also takes offense to people inexpensively contacting their families back home. You’re welcome to call using the analog service provided by the government-owned telephone monopoly, but it will cost you a whole lot more. So much so, in fact, your frequency of calls will be greatly diminished if you can afford them at all. The government says VOIP is blocked for security reasons, yet even the residents of communist China and North Korea have access to these inexpensive calls.

3. It is really hot outside. Not Florida in July hot; Hot as if you were locked in a car in Florida in July with sufficient humidity to make it feel as though you are drowning. Hot as in 120 degrees with nearly 100% humidity. Do not look to the wind for relief. This is the equivalent of pointing a hairdryer on full blast directly at your face. Pour fine moon dust-like sand over your head as you do this and you get the picture.

4. There are too few trees, plants, and grass – or living things aside from us crazy humans, for that matter. Ever see a bird pant? I have. In my opinion, human beings were not meant to live in such a place. If we were, there would be sufficient water and shade. The only greenery around are the roadside gardens planted by the government, who waters the hell out of them in the middle of the day. Thanks a lot! Didn’t you say we should cut down on our water consumption because you are unable to keep up with the demand? I have an idea: let’s all move someplace where it’s not 120 degrees outside.

5. This country prides itself so much on its glitz and glamour that it put a picture of its 7-star hotel on the license plate. Yet, the public toilets in the king-of-bling Gold Souk district are holes in the ground with no toilet paper or soap. Hoses to rinse your nether regions, however, are provided. This results in a mass of water on the floor that you must stand in to pee. Try squatting without touching anything and keeping your pants from touching anything either. Oh yeah. It’s 120 degrees in there too.

6. This country encourages businesses to hire people from other poor countries to come here and work. They have them sign contracts that are a decade long and then take their passports. Even though taking passports is supposedly illegal, the government knows it happens and does nothing to enforce the law. These poor people are promised a certain pay, but the companies neglect to tell them they will be deducting their cost of living from their paychecks, leaving them virtually penniless – that is, if they choose to pay them. Companies hold back paychecks for months at a time. When the workers strike as a result, they are jailed. Protesting is illegal, you see (apparently this law IS enforced).

These people will never make enough to buy a ticket home and even if they do, they do not have their passports. They live crammed in portables with tons of others, in highly unsanitary conditions. The kicker: they are building hotels that cost more to stay in for one night than they will make in an entire year. Things are so bad that a number of laborers are willing to throw themselves in front of cars because their death would bring their family affluence in the form of diya, blood money paid to the victim’s family as mandated by the government.

7. Things are not cheaper here. I’m sick of people saying that. I read the letters to the editor page of the paper and people say to those who complain about the cost of living rising here, “Well, it’s cheaper than your home country or you wouldn’t be here.” The only thing cheaper here is labor. Yes, you can have a maid – but a bag of washed lettuce will cost you almost $10.

8. There are traffic cameras everywhere. I consider this cheating. Where are the damn cops? I drove around this city for weeks before I ever even saw a cop. Trust me, they need traffic cops here. People drive like idiots. It’s perfectly okay to turn left from the far right lane, but speeding even just a couple of kilometers over will get you fined. These cameras are placed strategically as you come down hills, or just as the speed limit changes. Before you know it…BAM! Fined. Forget to pay the bill and your car will be impounded..

9. The clothing some of these women wear makes no sense to me. I understand that as part of your religion you are required to dress in a particular way, but a black robe over your jeans and turtleneck and cover your head when it is 120 degrees outside? In the gym some women wear five layers of clothing…sweatpants and t-shits over sweaters with headscarves. Yet the men’s clothing makes absolute sense: white, airy, and nothing underneath but their skivvies.

10. People stare at you. I am sick of being stared at. I’m stared at by men who have never seen a fair-skinned blue-eyed woman before, or who have and think we are all prostitutes so it’s okay to stare. They stare at me when I am fully covered or with my husband, and even follow me around. It’s beyond creepy and has brought me to tears on more than one occasion. The staring is not limited to men, either. I’m stared at angrily by female prostitutes who think I am running in on their territory by having a few drinks with my husband at the bar.

11. Prostitutes? Oh hell yes, there are prostitutes. Tons of them. So, let me get this straight, I can’t look at a naked picture of a person on the Internet in the privacy of my home, but it is okay to go out in public and buy a few for the night?

12. Alcohol can only be sold in hotels and a handful of private clubs. A person must own a liquor license to consume in the privacy of their own home. To obtain a liquor license you must get signed approval from your boss, prove a certain level of salary that determines how much you are allowed to buy, and then submit several mug shots (aka passport photos) for approval. Pay the fee and the additional 30% tax on every purchase and you may drink at home. Then again, you can just pick up a few bottles in the airport duty free on your way in to the country, but two is the max. Why not just drive out to Ajman where it’s a free-for-all and load up the SUV? It’s easy enough, but crossing the Emirates with alcohol is illegal – particularly in the dry emirate of Sharjah, which just happens to lie between Dubai and Ajman. Go figure.

13. Not only do you have to get your boss’s approval to obtain a liquor license, but you must also get the company’s approval to rent property, have a telephone, or get satellite TV.

14. Back to the craziness on the roads: If I see one more kid standing up and waving to me out the back window while flying down the road at 160 kph…whatever happened to seatbelts?

15. When is the weekend again? Let me get this straight: the weekend used to be Thursday and Friday, but no one took off all of Thursday, just a half day really. Now the government says Friday and Saturday are the weekend, but some people only take off Friday, others still take a half day on Thursday, but some might just take a half day on Saturday instead. Anyway you slice it, Sundays are workdays and little business can be accomplished Thursday through Saturday.

16. There are few satellite television operators:. The movie channels play movies that are old and outdated. Many of them went straight to video back in the States. Every sitcom that failed in the US has been purchased and is played here. Old episodes of Knight Rider are advertised like it is the coolest thing since sliced bread. The TV commercials are repeated so often that I am determined NOT to buy anything I see advertised on television here just for thee principle of it. When I say repeated often, I mean every commercial break - sometimes more than once.

17. The roads are horribly designed. Driving ten minutes out of the way to make a U-turn is not uncommon. People are not able to give directions most of the time (remember reason #1), and the maps are little help because most have few road names on them, if any. Where is interchange four? You just have to hope you got on the freeway in the right place and start counting because they are not numbered. Miss it and you’ll likely end up on the other side of town before you are able to turn around and go back.

18. Taxi drivers are dangerous and smell. Taxi drivers work very hard here to earn a living because travel by taxi is still relatively inexpensive, even though the cost of living is not (see reason #7). Because of this you may have a driver who has had little sleep or the opportunity to shower for several days. Many of these drivers have just as much difficulty finding their way around as you do, but add to this a third-world country driving style and extreme exhaustion and, well, remember to buckle up for safety.

19. Speeding is an Emirati sport and Emirates Road is just an extension of the Dubai Autodrome. I know I keep mentioning the roads, but really, much of this city’s issues are encompassed by the erratic and irrational behavior displayed on its streets. Visions of flashing lights on even flashier, limo-tinted SUVs haunt me as I merge on to the highway. Local nationals are somehow able to get the sun-protecting dark window tint denied to us lowly expats and use it to hide their faces as they tailgate you incessantly at unbelievably high speeds, their lights flickering on and off and horn blaring repeatedly. It doesn’t matter that you can’t get over, or if doing so would be particularly dangerous, they will run you off the road to get in front of you. Don’t even think about giving someone the finger; the offense could land you in jail. Tailgating is, unbelievably, legal.

20. Dubai is far from environmentally friendly. Ever wonder how much damage those manmade islands are doing to the delicate ocean ecosystem? Coral reefs, sea grasses, and oyster beds that were once part of protected marine lands lie choked under a barrage of dredged up sea sand. Consider the waste that occurs from erecting buildings on top of these sand monsters and from the people that occupy them coupled with the lack of an effective recycling program and you have an environmental disaster on your hands. Add to this more gas guzzling SUVs than fuel-efficient cars on the road and the need for 24-hour powerful air-conditioning and its evident that the environment is not high on the priority list of the UAE.

So while I’m sure there are benefits to living in Dubai, tax breaks, multi-cultural environments, and beautiful buildings aside, reconsider your plans to move here if any of the above mentioned reasons strikes a chord within you. Dubai is a city caught in an identity crisis. Struggling somewhere between its desire to be a playground for the rich and its adherence to traditional Islamic roots, rests a city that lacks sufficient infrastructure to support its delusions of grandeur. Visit if you must, but leave quickly before you are sucked into its calamitous void.

September 2, 2007

Kid gets "trendy" tattoo in Chinese, gets laughed at by chinese girls

FTA: "When I went back to the shop, it was already closed. I guess the tattoo guy wanted to get his own back for some reason." The worst part is, he's spending over $700 to get it removed!

Wow that must hurt.

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THE WHITE TEETH

You just have to see it to believe it!



Enjoy. :) :) :) :)

THE LOVE TOILET


The perfect gift for you love birds, eh???

Enjoy. The Love toilet!

:) :) :)

HOW TO GET RID OF A TELEMARKETER



Dedicated to NG, the biggest telemarketing crusader I know. :) :) :) :)

GIRL ON BASKETBALL GETS NEW LIMBS


Qian Hongyan, a girl in China, also known as the basketball girl, lost both her legs in 2000 and has been getting around with the help of a basketball (left image) until 2005 when doctors fitted her with a pair of artificial limbs. She has recently acquired her second pair of artificial limbs (right image) at the Beijing Rehabilitation Center in Beijing to fit her growing body on March 16, 2007.

Here's a slideshow of her life after the tragic incident:



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AN HONEST FOR SALE AD

Hey at least he's being honest about it!

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ELLEN FIESS - THINK STONED





THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

Can anyone deny it?

:)

P.S. Hey RYU, Tch. Tch.

ELLEN FEISS IS BACK!

I just can't help it. I love my G4.

:)

ELLEN FEISS - THE ORIGINAL - BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

This advert made Ellen Feiss a super star overnight. She may look that shes on some kind of dope, but she's cute.

...and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep...

:)

SEX IN AVERTISING

Sex sells. I don't see anyone arguing.

:)

APPLE IPHONE PARODY - THE ULTRA ZOOM

AMSTERDAM'S STATUE IN HONOR OF PROSTITUES AROUND THE WORLD

AIM FOR THE FLY

ENLARGE THE PICTURE AND READ THE CAPTION OF THE PICTURE.

LYLE LOVETT


Lyle Lovett case has to be of the "some guys have all the freaking luck"! Otherwise, how in the hell did he ever get into acting?

And the fact that Julia Roberts married this beast makes me think she's plain nuts too.

Tell me one thing that you find attractive about this man ... go on. Then I'll laugh at you.

:(

IF YOU INSIST!

THATS SOME EXPENSIVE CRICKET BALL

This diamond studded cricket ball held by Indian actress Mahima Chaudhry was presented to the Best Indian and Best International players at the 2007 Cricket World Cup tournament. The diamond cricket ball was created by Gitanjali Gems Limited. Each diamond ball is studded with 5,728 pieces of diamonds with a worth of approximately $68,500.

Oddly enough, this wasn't the first diamond cricket ball. To check out the first diamond cricket ball made back in 2004, click here . It only had 2,704 diamonds. My gosh, the original creators of the diamond cricket ball in 2004 were really thinking small.

Alston Koch, managing director, Fior Drissage, holds a perfect made-to-scale diamond and gold cricket ball, which has been brought to Australia to celebrate the start of the cricket season and the opening of their jewellery store in Melbourne.

Kind of embarrassing that the first diamond cricket ball was so easy to out do... isn't that what you're thinking?

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NEVER SLEEP ALONE

From Belgium: Merchandising idea for Che Men's Magazine cross-media campaign, a real duvet and two pillow covers, so that you never sleep alone.

PICTURES AND THEIR 1000 WORDS - DIVIANT ART!

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words. Who said it, don't know. But then again who wants to argue with the old gizzard.

Here is a collection of some cool pictures - I will however leave the choice of those 1000 words to you:

GAL AND PIGEON


ON THE OTHER SIDE OF LIFE
THE BEST WAY TO TRAVEL

ME vs ME: A SURREAL DIALOGUE


source: 1, 2, 3, 4

THE ELEPHANT AND THE LADY

I came across this picture and the captions created for it.

1) That’s the problem with eating Chinese, half an hour later you’re hungry again. - yf

2) I said no tongues! - Anonymoose

3) Outside of elephants, books were her favorite interest. Inside of elephants … well, it was just too dark to read. - gr

4) The day Marie quit the zoo. - Alpaca the Awesome

5) I don’t know what this elephant ate, but he’s throwin’ up a Chinese lady! - Chase

6) Betty Rubble: This is the last time I agree to fix the shower… - Cori

7) I guess you’re right. Your tongue is longer than my face. - Kaitlan

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NAUGHTY NUN!

Hey, nuns are humans too!

Enjoy. :)

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

It been ages since I've put together the Boys will be boys feature - here's one quite old, but well worth it.

What can I say - BWBB!

Enjoy. :) :) :)

BILL CLINTON VOODOO DOLL

This is an hilarious twisted advert. Banned, but really ball breaker.

Enjoy. :) :) :) :)

HYUNDAI - WITH A TWIST

My friends know my fascination for adverts. This one is for Hyundai - but with a frooty twist in the end.

Enjoy :) :)

PUMPED UP BRIEFS

A funny take on an underwear commercial.

But what do you think - does size matter? Hey I may not have the biggest boat in the marina, but I row like crazyyyy!

Enjoy :)

MASTERCARD'S INDECENT PROPOSAL

This is an all time classic advert. I know that many of you may have already seen this... but it just chuckles me every time I see it!

Seriously, priceless.

:) :) :) :) :)

NIKE BANNED ADVERT

This Nike ad was banned - didn't see any reasons why though. It did however make a point of why you should sport - it just might save your life one day!

Enjoy:)

P.S. High time I put on my track suit, I guess.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF INDIA - 02

I liked the previous advert better. But this one has a small emotional feeling attached to it. Chak de! India.

Enjoy. :)

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF INDIA

Funny advert made for Times of India. Beats Chak de! India.

What can I say. TII - This is India.

Enjoy :)

GREENPLY ADVERT

Not Abhishek Bachan this time, but this is one cool funny ad.

Hats off for the concept.

:)

COOL MOTO ADVERT - 04

Abhishek Bachhan again - This time with MOTOKAZR

:)

COOL MOTO ADVERT - 03

What can I say... Abhishek Bachan with music addiction - MOTOROKR

:)

COOL MOTO ADVERT - 02

Abhi again with MOTOSLVR.

:) :)

COOL MOTO ADVERT - 01

I just love cool adverts. These guys do come up with some cool fundas. Here's Ahbi with Moto Addiction.

:) :) :)

CHAT TAGS

Ever wonder what those abbreviations that we use in SMS n chatting forums might mean?

This is a hilarious look at it.

:):)

EVOLUTION OF BRITNEY SPEARS

...the remainder of the years to be continued, in the next 12 years...
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