May 22, 2008

The Gay Bomb

In a document uncovered by the sunshine project (LINK), U.S. Air Force (LINK) research laboratory in Ohio in 1994 made a proposal to develop a variety of bombs of uncommon ordinance (at a cost of $7.5 million), including: [...Read more +/-]

  • a "flatulence bomb," which would stink so badly as to drive the enemy out of its hiding places;
  • a "sweat bomb," which would make the enemy sweat profusely;
  • a "halitosis bomb," which would plague soldiers with bad breath...
But, the coup de grĂ¢ce was the bomb now colloquially referred to as the "gay bomb." Using a hypothetical aphrodisiac of remarkable potency, the bomb would spray the enemy with a substance that would quite literally turn them gay, causing the soldiers to become "irresistibly attracted to one another" and, we can only assume, forget that they were in the process of being bombed..
If you want to read the entire report, click the (LINK) for a PDF version. You will need to have Adobe Reader (LINK) installed.

May 21, 2008

Ever wonder what happens when you dump a bucket of liquid nitrogen into a swimming pool?

If you don't, you know where to click [...Read more +/-]

5 New Yorkers who wear only one colour


Ever had those days when you just don't know what colour would look good on you? The universe is filled with a spectrum of colours - some O' so lovely and some we just dare not speak. So many choices and so limited budget. [click to read more +/-]


Anyhow, it's Spring Fashion 2008 and New York Magazine (LINK) caught up with 5 New Yorkers who think One is a lovely colour to stick with and thus end up wearing the same colour all day, every day (and it's not black).


First is, Valeria "ValBlu" McCulloch who is a Shoe Designer and wears Yves Klein blue [LINK1 | LINK2]. Look at her closet, feels like Niagara Falls.






Rebecca Turbow who is a Fashion Designer and wears only Gray [LINK1 | LINK2 | LINK3] . She's cute.






Karim Rashid [LINK1 | LINK2] who is an Industrial Designer and wears white half the time, and (wait for it....) pink half the time [LINK]. Pink??? Dude, pink???






Elizabeth Sweetheart who is a Fabric Designer and wears Kelly green (LINK). Sweetheart, someone is green with envy...








Stephin Merritt [LINK1] who is a Singer / Songwriter and wears brown [LINK]. I can only imagine your lyrics... give me some brown sugar..








I have a friend who once wore only shades of grey and black, but that was just a phase, I think. To each his own, I guess. So what's you favourite colour? And would you be willing to wear it all day, everyday for ever and ever...?



May 20, 2008

The conspiracy theory behind Facebook



And I was worried there for a sec...

Coca Cola - The Movie

This one is nice. I wonder which multiplex it will release to (LINK)?

Union Johnny

I just received an email and it just absolutely describes the UK's politics accurately: +/-


On the other side of Atlantic, the Federal Government of US of A is issuing tax rebates between $300 - $1,200 to its tax paying, law abiding Green Card (LINK) holders. But where to you think the money is going?
As the Email from Grandma (LINK) so nicely puts it:

  • If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
  • If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
  • If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
  • If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
  • If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
  • If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.
  • The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.
  • Thank you for your help & please support the USA!

May 16, 2008

Indian Dhamaal in Britain's Got Talent - Suleman Mirza and Madhu Singh

I just absolutely love this video. Suleman Mirza and Madhu Singh AKA Signature perform a tribute to Michael Jackson for their audition on Britain's Got Talent 2008. This was a standing ovation performance in London and just goes on to show what the Indian Dhamaal is all about!

Absolutely a must watch!! +/-




And if you like what you saw, here's a short clip from behind the stage(LINK).

May 15, 2008

Why I stopped reading newspapers

I have recently made a resolution that I will stop reading newspapers. And I will elaborate on my reasons: +/-





Firstly, is it my imagination or people are just dropping dead left, right and center. I always reasoned that no news is good news but lately the newspapers are obsessed with stories covering deaths and tragedies. Its like reading an elongated obituary every morning over a cuppa!

Worse, people are dying doing stupid things:

Man dies in spitting contest plunge (HERALD SUN LINK)
Father dies trying to recover toy (BBC LINK)
Secondly my decision will save trees (LINK LINK2). Less readers would mean less trees are cut for the paper used for newspapers and since I would be spending less money in buying them, less paper money would be printed too! Ka Ching!!

Thirdly, the news readers on the television are getting prettier every day. Why bore your eyes reading the print when you can watch and listen to your news at the same time (LINK).

And lastly, news is just a google away (LINK)!


Relationships and Statistics

I just realised that statistics and relationships can be very funny in an absurd sort of way. Let me elaborate.+/-



Nameless Girl called me today and that always leaves me excited. It has been ages since we last talked for hours and it almost felt like forever since she went on her trip Down Under. And like usual she went on and on with short pauses.

This time she went on and on about the Opera House in Sydney (LINK1 LINK2) and the magnificent hotels like Palazzo Versace (LINK) and of the Hamilton Islands (LINK). Then finally when she came up from her snorkelling to catch her breath, she gave me her mind on what she thinks about relationships.

She is of the view that for a relationship to succeed there should be fire from the very beginning - its either love at first sight or just close the book and say goodnight. In plain truth if the ostriches do not jump in the belly - there is no happily ever after. Then she just went on about her eyebrows...

Sitting back, I am not sure that I would agree with her. Frankly speaking I think relationships are a bit over rated and if I were to give a monkey a banana, I would suggest that relationships are like just statistics - you make up what you want them to be (LINK). Love or whatever you want to call those chemical imbalances in your body can truly be a magical experience if you find the right person to share it with and I hope that everyone find their true soul mates. But sadly if statistics has anything to do with it and Russia too, 80% of marriages will end up in a divorce (LINK)! I am not sure where they have got their statistics from, but:

More and more Russians who got married, come back to the registry office to divorce. The current ratio of marriages to divorces in Russia is 1000:800. Less number of children are born: there were 36 million children in Russia in 1989, currently we have only 26.3 million children.
I am not sure what the declining number of children being born has to with marriages (come on its Russia we are talking about here!) Anyhow my point was that even though 8 marriages end up in a divorce I still believe Nameless Girl is wrong. There is no way I am going to believe that just because no fireworks happened in the beginning, its time to go to the court house tomorrow and just spill it out: Talak , Talak and Talak (LINK)! (I can see the scorn in her eyes...)

In my defence and the point I was trying to make to the Nameless Girl was that you have to work on your relationships sometimes. And also in reply to a post by the famous (LINK) Rebellious Arab Girl (LINK) sure you might get bored, but try to jump start your relationships whenever it stops working for you. Give some take some and I think life will just breeze through. Everyday is not a Sunday, and if all else fails, Nameless Girl there is always an extra air ticket to the Kiwi land!

And to end on a favourable note, The New York Times agrees with me that divorce rate is not as high as you think (LINK)! Like I said statistics is what you want to make it.

May 14, 2008

Sexual Harassment

No matter what Harry or Susan says, there is always an element of sexual tension whenever the opposite sexes work together - no matter how big a hermit you claim to be. But where do we draw the line where it is not flirting and just plain Sexual Harassment as Michael Douglas found the hard way in Disclosure? +/-

UK recently passed new laws (LINK LINK2) to protect employees from sexual harassment. According to the amendments, the employers are now responsible to protect the welfare employees sexuality. What does that mean? Bring in the Marshall Law and put on the Big Brother policy at work? So is the employer supposed to be putting his energies to make the firm profitable or babysitting horny adults?

Interestingly, The Employment Equality (Sex Discrimination) Regulations 2005 amend the Sex Discrimination Act 1975 to provide that a person subjects a woman to harassment, including sexual harassment, if:

(a) on the ground of her sex, he engages in unwanted conduct that has the purpose or effect –

(i) of violating her dignity, or

(ii) of creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for her,

(b) he engages in any form of unwanted verbal, non-verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature that has the purpose or effect—

(i) of violating her dignity, or

(ii) of creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for her, or

(c) on the ground of her rejection of or submission to unwanted conduct of a kind mentioned in paragraph (a) or (b), he treats her less favourably than he would treat her had she not rejected, or submitted to, the conduct.

But that is just my argument. The laws are there to protect the female gender. In this world of equality and all (LINK), who is there to protect the males, as we see in this clip:


Pelvic Power Lifting

Are we seeing this in the Chinese Olympics:




May 13, 2008

Desperado

I always thought of burglary as a crime but I never knew until recently that the British Police considered burglary as a profession and demanded professionalism from them (LINK). But you must admit the burglars must be darn desperate for beers to cause that much havoc to the shop! Bargain Booze sure did not bargain for this mess! Maybe the burglars thought it was a beer-drive-in...


When I moved to UK, I always thought the British to be a bit eccentric, but never thought someone would actually cut his car in half (VIDEOLINK STORYLINK STORYLINK2 STORYLINK3) to make a point to the nasty DVLA who clamped his untaxed Ford Fiesta. Ian Taylor hats off to you, but would you have been crazy enough to do the same if it were a Mercedes S Class and not your banged up Ford Fiesta?



May 12, 2008

Honourable Bullshit!

Warning: one or two links are graphical and caution is advised.

With stupidity alive and kicking like this (LINK1 LINK2 LINK3 LINK4 LINK5 LINK6), I think people like these deserved someone like Saddam Hussein (LINK1, LINK2, LINK3) to rule over them. I just loathe such imbeciles who justify their ignorance in the name of religion. It is tough living as a Muslim (LINK1, LINK2) in the Western world (LINK) as it is with idiots like them acting like ambassadors of Islam (LINK1 LINK2 LINK3) adding further ignorance to the fire. To make matters worse is The Guardian (LINK) was most worried that
"...she died a virgin..."
I think the icing on the cake would be that their saviours from tyranny brought more headaches than they bargained for (LINK1 LINK2 LINK3 LINK4 LINK5 LINK6 LINK7).

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." — Albert Einstein

May 9, 2008

Thank God for democracy

I hate when politics interfere with the greater good of its people (LINK). But then again Burma or as they say, Union of Myanmar (LINK) is not a democratic country.


I guess thanks are in order that I am lucky to be living in a democratic country where even though its being governed by imbeciles - at least I can sleep peacefully in the night with the thought that I was the one who voted to get them elected in the first place.

So, did you vote lately?



May 8, 2008

Things I do not get

Have you ever had the privilege of just sitting there and just scratching your head and going - I just do not get this! For example, BBC reported a story recently (LINK) and I still cannot fathom how a 45 year old grandpa on the ground blind a helicopter pilot flying in the sky, let alone what the old man is doing playing with laser pens!

I thought about this and looked for people who share the same scratch the head feelings every now and then... I thought I would be alone - but boy I was wrong.

I found a genius for whom 13 things did not make sense (LINK). But then he goes on and on about things like the placebo effect and the pioneer anomaly and things that definitely did not make sense to me. Then there is this guy who cannot get why one of his dinner guest is wearing a combover to hide his grey hairs (LINK). Silly I know, I too do not get it.

Then there is also voices of unreason to whom few facts of human society do not make sense (LINK). Well why do people laugh and get angry when someone farts? Anyone?

But this one takes the cake... or should I say banana? Hmm.. watch and let me know:



Now that surely does not make sense!

May 7, 2008

Naming the Cyclones

I was just wondering why some kids have funny names. One theory I can think behind this logic is that may be, just maybe - the parents knew that child would bring them grief so this was a way to get back at them.

I can only imagine the father / mother going on with a smirk on their face - knowing all along that they will be the source of all the ridicules the baby will endure during his / her school years and perhaps if they are lucky even after! No matter what the kid does to bring hell to them - they know the name that they have given him /her will torment the poor soul even more.... ;-)

Have you ever had the opportunity of naming someone? Just imagine the possibility of having that immense power of what that poor innocent soul will be called for ever...

Speaking of names, I just found out that the first use of a proper name for a tropical cyclone was by an Australian forecaster early in this century. He gave tropical cyclone names "after political figures whom he disliked. By properly naming a cyclone or hurricane, the weatherman had the power to publicly describe a politician (who perhaps was not too generous with weather-bureau budget or perhaps really deserved it) as 'causing great distress' or 'wandering aimlessly about the Pacific'. Perhaps we should all vote and get that practice back in use... Imagine the commenter going, "Hurricane Bush has caused havoc around the globe..."

Anyway, the general idea behind naming the cyclones is of course to provide ease of communication between forecasters and the general public regarding forecasts, watches, and warnings. Since the storms can often last a week or longer and that more than one can be occurring in the same basin at the same time, names can reduce the confusion about which storm is being described.

During World War II, tropical cyclones were informally given women's names by USA Air Force (typical) and Navy meteorologists (after their girlfriends or wives) who were monitoring and forecasting tropical cyclones over the Pacific.

From 1950 to 1952, tropical cyclones of the North Atlantic Ocean were identified by the phonetic alphabet (Able-Baker-Charlie-etc.), but in 1953 the USA Weather Bureau switched it back to women's names. I guess they wanted more TV ratings and perhaps a woman's name would make the cyclone more vicious and dangerous and sexy and perhaps give its own character than Baker Charlie Alpha would.

In 1979, the WMO and the USA National Weather Service (NWS) switched to a list of names that also included men's names.

The Northeast Pacific basin tropical cyclones were named using women's names starting in 1959 for storms near Hawaii and in 1960 for the remainder of the Northeast Pacific basin. In 1978, both men's and women's names were utilized.

The Northwest Pacific basin tropical cyclones were given women's names officially starting in 1945 and men's names were also included beginning in 1979.

The North Indian Ocean region tropical cyclones are not named.

The Southwest Indian Ocean tropical cyclones were first named during the 1960/1961 season.

The Australian and South Pacific region (east of 90E, south of the equator) started giving women's names to the storms in 1964 and both men's and women's names in 1974/1975.

You can look for cyclones by their names here.

Sources: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

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May 6, 2008

The world around me

The last time I was this exited was when I got my Ipod Touch. So it would be anyone's guess who called me today... ;-)

May 3, 2008

All that twitters is not gold

I think the best feeling anyone can expect is knowing somewhere someone is thinking of you. The sense of belonging to someone can be euphoric, I guess.


I was always under the apprehension that I was a loner and probably one of the few people who could survive being an island. I was happy being on my own, making my own decisions and not worry if my snoring would bother anyone. It was fun being cold and alone like the cold Artic or the lonely Australia, minding my own business.

My feelings did not falter until I met her. Funny how we met as well. Of the weirdest of all places - a topic which I am sure would make a nice story over a cuppa.

There were times, ofcourse that I would wish I never did. We would at times argue about the most silliest of things and frown like little kids. But then before the sun came up again the next day, we would realise our follies and just talk again as if nothing ever happend. I finally realised that even Australia needs the company of New Zealand. There was summer in the Artics, finally.

It was a sad moment - there is no doubt about it - when we parted company. The global warming hit the news. The polar caps finally were starting to melt. Despite what everyone thought or said (there were a few characters on the way), it was one of the most beautiful moments in our lives and the thought itself is enough to last a lifetime.

Which brings me back to the title of this post. I know there must be some use for it, but I just fail to see the phenomenon behind Twitter. What purpose would it serve to have people stalking your every thought (expressed within 140 characters or less)? What the bejeegees would it serve to wonder what a perfect stranger is doing right now? Are we so lonely and desperate for fame that we need stalkers in our life now?

The only compelling argument I can see in favour of all the twitters is from the jealous and no-trusting boyfriend / girlfriend. They probably would want to know what his / her better half is doing right now every now and then. I can just see it going:

Girlfriend going to her girlfriend:

"My darling is making tea. No, wait! There is a twitter update. He's just tore up a packet of biscuit to eat with his tea."

But still she would phone the boyfriend up and say, "Darling, hi its me! I just saw your twitter update. What kind of biscuit are you having?"

P.S. By the way I do not mind stalkers and you can stalk me on Twitter at dreamzunlimited (Link).