MONDAY, JUNE 7TH, 3042

I was seeing and hearing things this morning. Weird and wacky thoughts flowed through me as the Colorado River flows through the Grand Canyon. But I think, Ms. Ribasaki’s curvaceous titanium alloyed body has that effect on every one.

She was the acting invigilator in the class today, marking the beginning of the bad, bad exams. Along with a week of sleepless nights and jelly bellies.

Need to get some quick shut eye. I’ve got History tomorrow.

FRIDAY JUNE 4TH, 3042

Mathematics is turning out to be my favourite subject. At least I used to think so.

Then I realised I would be facing moments when I would wish to bang my head against a (padded) wall! How could I have been so darn stupid – I still cannot help wonder how could I have mistaken 0.20 as 02.0 and ruin my whole calculation – aaaah! I spent a whole hour figuring where I was going wrong and all I had to look was the darn dot!

I wish like catching hold of my – no on second thoughts, not mine – my neighbour’s neck and strangle him! Kick him. Punch him. Blow him to bits with the cannon gun....feed him to the alligators at the zoo…chuck him in the gutters…God! Why did I have to be so handsomely cruel?

WEDNESDAY JUNE 2ND, 3042

Wish I were a millionaire. I wouldn’t have had to study so much – my servants would have done the studying for me! Or may be if there were an injection I could spend my unimaginable wealth on…Stuff the Apple ILaps into the furnace, mix the ashes with a glass of Diet Coke, suck it into the injection and (Ouch!) ram the silly needle deep in your behind and wallah! – you’re an instant great-great-great-great-great-great grand son of Einstein!

But alas! Still stuck with the darn chapter XVII…

TUESDAY JUNE 1ST, 3042

Dear PC, studying at Mack's place is like being in a circus - something or the other is going on... so interesting and entertaining - just how am I to study for Quantum Physics! Almighty up there must have created me with ease I guess - interns are just two days away and all I can think about is food! I should be jumping and crying and laughing and just tearing my hairs out - but here I am... dreaming with my mouth wide open...

Everyone's been teasing me on my small appetite. Okay, so I like eating. After all, it's my favourite hobby, second best compared to sleeping followed by day-dreaming. I like to day dream. So what's bad in it? You get to do all those stuff which you know you never could do - fight the dragons, have enough courage to propose a girl and the way you do...whoa! She just fall flat in your arms! Now where else am I going to score the highest in my darn interns, win Olympic Gold Medals, get the Pulitzer...? So, what's so bad in building few castles up there - a place where even the hydro-bomb's can't touch you!

So where was I? Yup. Chapter XVII - Law of quantum....hmmm... juicy burger tablets.....