I am still trying to figure out is this for real? Is he doing some sort of a sporty ballet or is he just a plain screw loose? Watch and decide for yourself....
November 28, 2006
November 27, 2006
November 26, 2006
Mere Saamne waali Balcony Mein...
...yeh nanga-punga aadmi kya kar rahaa hai???
Possible reasons I can think of:
- Husband ki entry, aur yeh mahashai ki exit?
- Din mein sleep walking?
- Garmi ke season mein window cleaning ?
- Kisi ne hamare Spiderman ke kapde chori kar liye?
- Playing hide n seek with the missus?
- Din dahde kisi ke ghar mein daaka? Daku Nanga Singh...? Nah!
- Aasmaan se gira, building pe atka?
- Thodi si jo pee li hai...
November 25, 2006
The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend...
This song hurts someone so much, I know. OUCH! But hey... this could happen!
November 24, 2006
APNA SAPNA...MONEY! MONEY!
November 23, 2006
November 22, 2006
November 21, 2006
“LOVE IS…”
What is love?With the winter approaching at 100 miles per hour, I am sure love is going to be cuddled (for the lucky few) all around and seep into all the small cracks that one can peep into (Oi! Peeping Tom, sambhal ke!), I take this huge step for every Majnu and Romeo (Laila and Juliet, too) who dared to thread - to try and answer the boggling question that has captured the hearts (and imagination) of all men (and women) since the beginning of time (whenever that was): “What is love?”
I must admit that I am no expert in the subject - then again, I don't know who's got the PhD either - so accordingly to yours truly “Love” is (in no specific order):
- blind.
- free.
- full of fear.
- lawless.
- getting hit by a bolt of lighting bolt on a clear blue day.
- without reason.
- being together.
- a fool’s paradise.
- a full cup that must be carried steadily.
- a cool breeze on a hot summer afternoon.
- a flea, a fly, and a flitch of bacon.
- a day after the fair.
- cherry, merry, plum and dumb.
- a burning candle in the middle of the hurricane.
- a cock-and-bull fairy tale.
- a bad excuse for divorce.
- a good excuse for marriage.
- a wonder that lasts nine days.
- as welcome as flowers in May.
- stammering every time you open your mouth in front of her.
- an oasis in a desert.
- second nature.
- a banana float with lots and lots of chocolate syrup on it.
- dates, chocolates and an empty purse.
- an LSD kick.
- a sweet pain.
- stranger than Mills and Boons.
- fair and sluttish, black and proud, long and lazy, little and loud.
- fame in a magnifying glass.
- burning midnight oil and writing love poems.
- giving Valentines on February 14th.
- fishing without bait.
- feeling warm without the fire.
- wishing hair on a bald head.
- blushing, hearing her name.
- a roller coaster ride, from hell and back.
- hanging, drowning, burning, and bungee jumping – all at the same time.
- attending extra classes just because she might turn up.
- taking her out on the prom night.
- giving her a ride home.
- walking with her till her front door.
- getting a good-night kiss on the cheek.
- looking at the moon and seeing her face.
- ice skating without the ice.
- a Judas kiss.
- a head like a snake, a neck like a drake, a back like a beam, a belly like a bream, a foot like a cat, a tail like a rat.
- a hair in one’s neck.
- thinking up novel ways to say “I Love U!”
- getting hold of flowers, beads, and just about anything and going, “she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me…”
- writing her name on just about anything, anywhere.
- trying to join your name and surname with hers and vice-versa.
- going 10 miles out of the way, just to accidentally meet her on the way.
- carrying her books.
- spending hours in the card-shop to find the most perfect card.
- walking on air.
- getting drunk without taking the mortal sip.
- spending hours in front of the mirror to look your best for her.
- talking to flowers and dogs and goats and…(you get the idea!).
- a big blow on the purse.
- going to the movies and holding her hands.
- sharing the ice-cream cone.
- talking for hours without saying a single word.
- the feeling of triumph even while losing.
- hugging and jumping together on the piles of autumn leaves.
- never young, never old, and never dead.
- wishing there were more than 24 hours in a day.
- a great force hidden in a sweet command.
- shy.
- a lost cause.
- letting your dog sleep with you.
- hanging in there through thick and thin.
- wishing she were here with you.
- trying to bell the cat.
- to build castle in air.
- to burn one house to warm another.
- to call a day night, and a night…lord knows what.
- promising her the moon and the stars.
- beyond logic.
- to comb your hair with a three-legged stool.
- to cry with one eye and laugh with the other.
- trying to learn being a gentleman.
- to say sorry first.
- to appreciate her mother’s cooking.
- to die a dog’s death.
- to dance the Tyburn Jig.
- to fall to pieces.
- not found in the market.
- to break the other guy’s jaw and getting black and blue in the process.
- never without jealousy.
- like drinking hot cocoa on a chilly night.
- like waiting on the other side of the toilet door.
- dreaming about her.
- to have a stomach and lack meat; to have meat and lack a stomach; to lie on a bed and can’t rest.
- to have windmills in one’s head.
- staring at his/her passport-size photo for hours and hours.
- watching butterflies hopping from flower to flower.
- like looking at sleeping babies.
- to make ropes of sand.
- to sing Spanish love songs under her balcony in the middle of the night.
- to make an ass of oneself.
- learning to mind one’s P’s and Q’s.
- talking to her on the phone for hours.
- to play chess when the house is on fire.
- thinking up ways to break in her room and wish her good-night.
- buying her balloons.
- making and watching her smile.
- buying presents for her next year’s birthday a year before.
- a ring with no beginning and no end.
- sweet in the beginning but sour in the end.
- to rebel.
- to pack the bags and run away in the middle of the night.
- more rising than falling.
- watching autumn leaves fall.
- a gift much expected, luckily found.
- something which will make a good eye go squint.
- something that comes in through the window and goes out the door.
- something which cannot be compelled.
- a four letter word which makes every sane person go insane.
I am sure many of you freelance Romeos and Juliets, desi Majnus and Lailas, got few ideas of your own on what this mind-boggling feeling is. If so, share it, 'cos it's just like I keep saying time and again (if you don't know, then pay special attention now) ... thoughts and Cadbury's were meant to be shared.
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